More SHA Drafting

This deck needs no introduction except "lol". So Many Insane Plays, mirite?

Chunk 1:
2 x Pili-Pala
2 x Power of Fire
2 x Presence of Gond
2 x Rustrazor Butcher
1 x Leechbonder

Chunk 2:
1 x Reaper King
3 x Blazethorn Scarecrow
1 x Rattleblaze Scarecrow

Removal and Fixin's and Other:
1 x Consign to a Dream
2 x Curse of Chains
1 x Burn Trail
1 x Farhaven Elf
1 x Manamorphose
1 x Safewright Quest
1 x Mirrorweave
1 x Elsewhere Flask
1 x Mossbridge Troll

Lands
1 x Plains
2 x Island
13 x Forest/Mountain

Yeah, I had a Turn 4 Reaper King, Turn 5 two Pili-Pala. wut

It took first, and I won a shiny new Fulminator Mage, Hearmender, and 3 Kitchen Finkses. And a Flame Javelin.

My other deck was MonoWhite Hope-To-Draw-Armored-Ascension-Or-Kithkin-Rabble-Or-Steel-Of-The-Godhead. Otherwise, I hoped for mana screw. I got 3rd Place. I'm so good at Magic I don't even know. Painter's Servant and Oona and stuff from my loot.

Did some EDH and got decked. Decked. In EDH. No from mill. From drawing.

Mono U lol. Meloku was my General... I regretted that about 0 turns in. Oona gets that job, soon, and with that comes Terror & co.. What co., I dunno yet. But they will happen.

I think I'm going to convert Proteus Staff.dec to be all Tidespout Tyrants. I might cut black, add more combo pieces, and let myself Gush to victory. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewait -

Quick, Q and A:

Q: Have you seen the eyes on Quirion Dryad's old art?
A: No. Let me see. F***.
A2: Yes. F***.
A3: I am dead so I don't have the above 2 opinions.
A1 to A3: Well then how do you walk?!
A3: Not 10 Pound balls. Dead.

Can't walk in either situation, I'm afraid. Quirion Dryad shouldn't be allowed to walk with that art, either. I may cuff her, knock her out, sharpie her over the eyes, and not call back in the morning.

Cos GAT do what GAT wanna do.